my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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