Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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