great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Randomize
