Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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