He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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