Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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