I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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