I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You are the jesus of drinking
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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