We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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