the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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