i was rollin on her like bob the builder
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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