This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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