Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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