I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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