i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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