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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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