I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
how does that bad decision feel?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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