The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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