I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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