I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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