he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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