The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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