4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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