I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
