Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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