He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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