You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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