Betty ford says i'm here all night
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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