11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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