:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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