but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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