i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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