ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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