he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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