yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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