Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
did i just pee glitter
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