god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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