Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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