I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
it was like eating out sand paper
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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