No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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