she looked like the before picture.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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