Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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