On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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