How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I FOUND THE LEGS
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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