I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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