"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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