Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
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