do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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