4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
this is an emotional support booty call
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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