There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I skipped work to stalk him.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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