sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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