So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
PANTIES FOUND
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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