At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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