So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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